My b’day is coming…

15th Apr 2009
My b’day is coming…

But this time this is gonna kill me…
Afterall Sia madam is madam… this time her gifting idea was awesomely killing… but nothing less that riddle. And that too not on phone, I received it on a mail.

On Wed, 15th Apr 2009, Sia <……@gmail.com> wrote:
My Jaan,
As you know that your b’day is coming so I’m now tired of thinking about a b’day gift for you…. So now I’ve thought of an innovative gift…. Now as a B’day gift I want to be with you only till we sleep… I wish I could be there with you physically but for the time being lets stay connected on phone only.
So here I’m putting my gifting request in proper words…

1.   I want to be first one to wish you on your B’day, u are not going to take wishes from anyone till I wish you.
2. I want to be with you all time till I sleep else otherwise I’m not going to wish you…

And in case you cheated me, trust me I am not gonna talk to you till my exams finish, and you know how ziddi I am and when I don’t talk to you my mood takes the flight and I cant focus on studies….
So…. Now you are and IITian you can understand :-)

You must be wondering I could’ve told you this on phone, but then that way you would have excuse ki mujhe yaad nahi or tu bol rahi thi tab so gaya tha….. I know how many excuses you have…. So here it is in properly documented format so that I have evidence as well.
Now sweetheart, dhamki samjho chhahe pyaar… mera gift to tumhe accept karna hi hoga… nahi kara to dekh lena….

Love you bahoot saara
Tumhari Sia
Muaaahhhhh

Now m in the state of shock… what to do… If I stay connected then everyone else gonna give me earful in the morning and if I don’t then………